Some of you may have noticed a teensy-eensy bit of swearing in my blogs. And you're thinking to yourself, "Isn't she a teacher???" I have two things to say to you:
1) I never swear in the classroom/in front of my students. I mean, even if I have slammed my finger in between the whiteboards with such force that it made me bleed and cry. Trust me. That shit hurts. a lot.
and
2) Fuck you.
If case you haven't heard, I have brain cancer, and so I have a #freepass.
I have been thinking about this, though. Because I really never (hardly) ever used curse words before.
I've always said that using expletives showed a lack of imagination...or vocabulary...or possibly, both. But I now feel that a well placed "fuck" or "mother fucker'" has just the right....how shall we say it?
(je ne sais quoi...) penache? in just the right circumstances.
My grandmother use to say (and now my mother says) that you can say "mother fucking" as long as you pronounce the g on the end: fuckingggg...like a "lady".
But what they fail(ed) to understand is that I am not a Lady Brain Cancer Fighting Ninja Warrior. I'm a Mother Fuckin' Brain Cancer Fighting Ninja Warrior...I'm a thug, I've got swagger for days, and you definitely wouldn't want to run into me alone in a dark alley. I'll fuck you up (if you are brain cancer cells).
Otherwise, I will probably leave you alone. Unless you are being douchey. (See, people have a hard time with that word, too. But I feel like it perfectly captures a certain type a person. Hey, it's even in the Oxford Dictionary. If you don't believe me, google that shit. Then, just for fun, try google images and search "douchey". You'll laugh out loud. Seriously. I'm still giggling.)
So, you don't think I "sound like a lady"? Boo-fuckin'-hoo. Does a lady look like this?
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| I don't look like this either, but I feel like this when I'm in radiation treatment. Mother Fuckers! |
I have fuckin' brain cancer.
I have fuckin' cancer cells growing in my brain, and I think if I only said, "Umm... excuse me....I don't mean to bother you, but...Please get out," they probably wouldn't listen.
I don't think "please" is their magic word.
so I really couldn't give a fuck if you think the words I'm saying are "inappropriate" or "unladylike".
#sorrynotsorry
